Monday, November 23, 2009

Things magicians should never do

1. Spring the cards from hand to hand in a crowded elevator

2. Keep a deck in the bathroom (it’s creepy and every time you shower it will destroy the deck)

3. Try to perform a trick while smoking (you can only do so much in a single breath, and passing out is never a good kicker)

4. Play with cards in the bed when your spouse is trying to sleep (especially a riffle pass)

5. Do a torn and restored card trick with someones souvenir playing cards

1 comment:

BrainUndead said...

Actually someone did that last one to my brother and his expression was priceless! I'm pretty sure he remembers the trick better now too.